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The Five M's of Lorde's Strange New Music Teaser

The Five M's of Lorde's Strange New Music Teaser

Lorde is so cryptic. So mysterious. Ya ya ya. The New Zealand singer has dropped a teaser website, imwaitingforit.com that includes a short video of her eating fries and sipping from a styrofoam cup in a vehicle and a super short snippet of music that could maybe, possibly be from a new song. She tweeted "u hungry" and yes, Lorde, I'm always hungry, I have like $8 in my checking, are you buying?

The website has a hella cryptic title: “M*******A", which seems like a clue to an album or lead single title. At the end of the video, two dates and cities flashed: March 2 in New York and March 3 in New Zealand.

We're thinking this mystery word could be one of 5 things:

 

1. Macadamia: Lorde is nutty.

 

 

 

 

2. Manzanita (like the tree): Maybe a new trendy ingredient in New Zealand juice bars?

 

 

 

 

3. Marijuana: Self-explanatory.

 

 

 

 

 

4. Millennia: She's a millennial lol get it?

 

 

 

 

 

5. Margarita: Nostalgia as in #makejimmybuffettcoolagain.

 

 

 

 

What are your guesses?

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