Witchcraft, Donald Trump, and why Lana Del Rey's Anatomy Tastes Like Cola

Lana Del Ray has joined witches and those who dabble in the craft across the country to allegedly hex Donald Trump out of office with a mass ritual. On Thursday, February 23, she cryptically tweeted, "At the stroke of midnight Feb 24, March 26, April 24, May 23. Ingredients can b found online," with a heart emoji, a cake emoji for some reason, and a photo of the lady crooner clad in black. Those four dates align with the lunar calendar's "waning crescent moon ritual dates," which apparently symbolizes weakness.

The hex included "an unflattering photograph of Donald Trump," a small bowl of water, a small nail, a "tiny stub of an orange candle" and a Tower tarot card, with the goal to "bind [Trump] so that he shall not […] fill our minds with hate, confusion, fear, or despair."

One of Lana's reps confirmed to Pitchfork that the tweet was in support of efforts. All of a sudden, Lana's songs make SO much more sense! How else could her pussy taste like Pepsi-Cola besides witchcraft?